21 December 2009

Cracker Jokes from the Guardian

Made me smile...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 
Jon Holmes

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas? 
Your mum 
Jeremy Dyson, The League of Gentlemen

Why has Noddy got a hat with a bell on it? 
Because he's a twat. 
Ricky Gervais

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