Showing posts with label craziness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label craziness. Show all posts

06 January 2025

Last Week's *Anonymous NGO* Southern Sudan Security Report

Central Equatoria state: 02/01/2011, at Jambo,a soldier had a dispute over money at the dancing place as result, he exploded a hand grenade which resulted to several people wounded. The injured people were later taken to Yei hospital.
Western Bahr Ghazal State: On 27/12/2010, at night, a drunken soldier shot three of his comrade at Hai Dinka after a dispute with them. One soldier died and two sustained gunshot wounds.
On 27/12/2024, at Gogrial, UN staff reversed his vehicle over a sheep that was sleeping under the car. The case was reported to the police and the staff was charged to pay 1000 SDG as compensation. The UN staff refused and he was detained for two hours, he was later released.
I swear to god this is a real thing.

16 October 2024

“Machine Gun Preacher” disowned by SPLM

Remember him? So it turns out he’s probably a fraud.
John Ashworth comments:
This is a very strange case of a former US evangelical missionary who makes extraordinary claims which do not seem to be backed up by evidence on the ground. He has been disowned by the local church in southern Sudan and now also by the SPLA. It appears he is raising money on the back of these claims.
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25 February 2025

Machine Gun Preacher

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Sam Childers is a crazy crazy man. He is definitely insane but he might just also be awesome. I’m not sure. Here’s the story.
Sam was a hell’s angel. He drank, took drugs, and got in fights. Then he saw the light and became a Christian. A preacher even? The he got a job in de-mining, which took him to Southern Sudan.
At which point he decided to start going on ARMED RESCUE MISSIONS to save kids from the LRA. He has his own vigilante army, and now runs an orphanage for 300 kids saved from the LRA.
There is already a book and someone is planning a movie. Sometimes, the truth (assuming that this is not an elaborate hoax), is stranger than fiction.
(HT: BoredinPostConflict)

29 August 2024

Winehouse Drug-athon to raise money for Ugandan School

From The Daily Mash:
WINEHOUSE DRUG-ATHON TO RAISE MONEY FOR UGANDAN SCHOOL

SINGER Amy Winehouse is launching an attempt on the world drug-bender record to raise money for a Ugandan primary school.


The children begin each day with a hearty rendition of 'Rehab' 
During the mammoth session the 'Back to Black' star will be consuming crack, heroin, cheap speedy pills and a two gallon jug of paint stripper. 
A spokesman said: "She's been in training with some of the country's top junkies, including the legendary 'Norwegian Dale'. 
"The plan is that when she starts to glaze over from the brown, the Es and crack will perk her up again and give her the energy to stay on it. She really is an inspiration to everyone who wants to take drugs for charity." 
Winehouse's record attempt will raise money for a school in the Ugandan village of Katosi, which desperately needs a new roof. 
Head teacher Akiki Balunda said: "We are very grateful to Amy for this and have faith in her bison-like constitution. 
"We wanted to help her out by sending some drugs, but all we could find was a few out-of-date malaria tablets." 
The existing world drug-bender record is held by a 44-year-old from Manchester known simply as 'Cheb', who consumed nine times his own body weight in poor quality street opiates during a two month ming-up which ended when he jumped naked into a local zoo's Komodo dragon enclosure. 
He wished Winehouse well in her record attempt, adding: "Mint. Bangin'. Mint. Mint. Totally fuckin' mint" 
Cheb said he given up endurance drug taking so that he can focus on trying to kill an owl with a crossbow in the belief that if he eats it he will become Dolph Lundgren.

22 July 2025

Great ideas

A couple of interesting ideas I came across last night - Alan Beattie, the FT's trade editor was talking on Development Drums, and one point in particular stood out. He puts the blame for the thousand year stagnation of the Middle East not with Islam but with the Mongol invasions, which instituted a dictatorial top-down style of leadership, a style which subsequent Islamic leaders stuck to and twisted Islam to fit. Beattie argues that the test of this hypothesis would be a Christian country also invaded by the Mongols, and that this country exists - Russia. I'm not quite sure that this standard of evidence would get you into a top economics journal, but it's an intriguing idea.

Secondly, Paul Romer, one of the inventors of modern growth theory, argues in this lecture (via the Economic Principals Blog) that the answer to China's thousand year long stagnation was institutional experimentation. Specifically, he argues that it was Hong Kong, with its cutting edge (British) institutions and governance, that motivated China to experiment with its own "special economic zones" along the coast, successes which led to further liberalisation, and ultimately the greatest ever anti-poverty programme.

Which finally leads me to Romer's proposal, which is that just like in competitive markets, competition between countries about rules and institutions needs to allow for new entry to be truly effective. We need to be able to experiment with new institutional forms, including the idea of foreign countries or groups of countries running a city-state in a poor country.

Part of this argument involves a discussion of space, which is where do we put all of these new urban city-states, when we can expect 5-8 billion people to be moving to cities over the medium-long term. He then shows a slide of Africa at night - empty.

Which is almost the same as what Abhijeet has been saying for months, the solution to all of Southern Sudan/Africa's problems is importing Indians. Voila!

20 July 2025

The Church of UN-tology

The new head of a UN agency here seems to be trying to make his mark on the place. I suppose its natural, the new Minister of Finance is also giving his Ministry a new lick of paint (literally), but I think the UN are probably winning in the crazy-stakes.

Apparently they had an away-day bonding type experience last week in which everyone had to swear allegiance to the UN, hand-on-heart and everything. Too funny.

06 July 2025

Twitter

I now have a twitter account. I'm not quite sure what to do with it yet. Very few of my friends are on it. I've so far just responded to a couple of interesting comments by others.

I was very skeptical when I first heard about it. It sounded stupid. But then so did facebook and blogs when I first heard about them. So I was skeptical but curious.

And then all my favourite blogs started talking about twitter, and then I realised that a load of my favourite bloggers were also on twitter. So I finally caved. My god is this the end?

15 May 2025

This is my car

"The Hilux has gained a reputation for exceptional sturdiness and reliability, even during sustained heavy use, and is often referred to as "The Indestructible Car". This was further reinforced when on the BBC motoring show Top Gear, a 1988 Hilux with 190,000 miles (308,000 km) on the odometer was subjected to extraordinary abuse. This consisted of driving it down a flight of steps, scraping buildings, crashing headlong into a tree, being washed out to sea and completely submerged, driving it through a garden shed, dropping a caravan onto it, hitting it with a wrecking ball, setting the cabin and bed area on fire,[6] and, finally, placing it on top of a 240-foot (73 m) block of flats that was subsequently destroyed by a controlled demolition.[7] Although it was now suffering from severe structural damage, the truck was still running after being repaired without spare parts and only with typical tools and equipment that would be found in a car's toolbox, such as spanners, motor oil, and a monkey wrench (adjustable spanner),[8] however WD40 was used to get the engine going after it had been recovered from the sea."
HT: Tom

10 May 2025

Richard Branson! But you seemed so.... sensible!

via Wronging Rights -
Mia Farrow has delegated fast duties to famous British person Richard Branson 
"I'm honoured to be taking over the fast for the next three days," he said in a statement on his blog.
Three days!!!

09 April 2025

Who needs computers anyway?

You may have heard of Liberia's analogue blogger who summarises and comments on the news on his blackboard in Monrovia.

Well today a lady in the street gave me some analogue spam.


"Mark 11:22-25

Jesus says to you, "you must trust God"
This letter is sent to you for good fortune.
The original letter is in New Zealand. ...

...

do not keep this letter.
It has to leave you within 96 hours

...

PLEASE SEND 20 COPIES AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE AFTER 4 DAYS

...

Within a few days, you will receive a surprise even if you are not a believer, you will see that it is true.

...

etc etc etc"